Miss toilet …..!Interval period!

MM… Its easy nowadays to piss off! That too in my current location I dont have any other form of entertainment. Atleast when I was in Vadapalani we had a nice lawn where i used to go for a stroll when I am stuck or in want of thoughts.But here in ambatur RestRooms (mm..You will understand how it got the name!!) are the only place where I can escape from eagle’s eyes and have some time apart from the regular shits at work 🙂 🙂

But things werent easy when I was a child! I remember a girl sitting next to me complaining to my dad who came to pick me up “Uncle Deepak drawerla uccha poitan…….” !!(Its in LKG guys….Ippa illam descent thaan)
It might be the kind of days where I dont know what to ask and whom to ask (ada natla ithuku illam permission kekanuma?).

May be after that incident my teachers would have became precautious and started running two train services a day! The train gets the green signal only if every compartment is on the track to ensure that no other boys ego gets a downfall (that too from a girl!!:().

Then we became big enough to break the trains in to small trams (std..4,5,6)… We used to have a gang and whenever the bell rings we used to call each other (The tram was now lengthier in the horizontal side compared to that vertical train) . There we go from one end of the other end! We strive for this walk during which we had lot to discuss (oru class na chumma illa ega patta poltics) ..Come the post exam days – We used to run a live feed of the totals of all the contenders for the top post! Alas.. Can you spot those girls hanging around the staff “Miss ethuku ara mark…total mistake …” All these happens only during these interval period.Some people will safeguard their marks like “SHITAMBRA ” RAGASIYAM.

Sometimes we will be late to the class after the interval period and we will fight among ourselves to push that first person in to ask that “Excuse me misss!!!” Things didnt change much during the rest of the school days. Its those five minutes ..11:00 to 11:05 ..May be 11:10.. where ppl kept thronging in the toilet rooms. Our school grew at a rapid pace..The first set of girls and boys toilets were converted to all boys toilets and equally spacious girls toilet(Promise i didnt check it out ..just from external view) was built up within five year of my schools inception.

Then i guess in my tenth standard we moved to this new building which was then in its making! So we didnt have any professional builtup toilets at that time …For the ones they had covered a small place in to several booth like setups with coconut leaves (Gooddammn !!!) For the bigger ones (twoos) you have to run half a kilometre to the old building! (I hate shitting in public toilets…So i never wanted that). When the study hours culture came in to existence our toilet duration extended. OOPS I could recollect the practise of updating the cricket match scores near our staff room to counteract with increased absence of students during match days!

As we grow old we never heard the usual “Miss Toilet … Sir toilet ” requests inside the classroom . I wonder why the nature didnt make a call to anyone in those days? And when i got in to college things turned topsy-turvy. The toilet periods where much longer than the regular classes. (Gosh they have cut down the neem trees where we used to stand during the pee hours)! Wierd in my colleges even toilets will be locked before nine and after five!

But neither college toilets nor hostel toilets are good places to hangout! We learned to do a lot of other auxiliary activities apart from the main thing.There will be a different array of things going on … Two or three in groups pulling each others leg, some one requesting cycles to go back to hostels… few others running in want of signatures in observation… a very few sitting inside the classes for a special mission!!

Looking back at all these I am glad that now I have attained independence and a good place to hangout. I need not ask any one’s permission and no one will question me where I come from. It has all changed from the shy three year old “Miss toileettu ” to the twenty five year old commanding ” I will be back in a minute !”

We keep growing!!

PS: I wrote this post to get in to form to prepare for my toast master project..It didnt help!

I will …

Offlate(more than 6 months) I have been floundering with my planning..

So I write few tasks for the week here..!

I will wash my clothes on friday evening

I will prepare and deliver my project this friday in toastmasters

I will get familiar with bash scripts before this week end

I will debug and make my DVD writer and Ubuntu work

I will login and keep track of my accounts

I will repair my UPS this saturday

I will start my secret blog this week end

I will watch atticus movie and in to the wild movie this week end!

Enough ..! I got to do some thing called work now!

I found a way for it

வணக்கம்ம்!  வெகு விரைவில் செந் தமிழில் வாழைப்பதிவு ஆரம்பம்

Forgive for the spelling error ..nigh horror

Love Kills!

Its difficult in love still you understand each other’s internals. What happens at most time is you expect him/her to behave in a way which makes you feel comfortable but due to her natural tendencies she doesnt go by your wishes. You end up thinking that he/she is not interested in you and take your relationship to yet another qualification analysis to check whether it’s really worth to take the relationship forward.

It happened to me yesterday! After a do-for-nothing day in office I had decided to speak up some dear words and make some flirts with my sweet heart. But she didn’t respond at all. When I tried to ring her up she picks up the call and doesnt speak for some reason. I couldnt bear it.! How come I am not supposed to know the reason. A guilty feeling aroused in my mind stating since I should be knowing the reason behind this silence .

Its only her and I am not ready (rather can’t) make up with any other chic in the world!! I tried twice..thrice..Nope still no response! Then had a small stroll thinking about what might have gone wrong in our relationsip. Though its a naive one we had been progressing well last week . A 2 days hiatus came in when I was to home last week end. Even while I was there I was thinking about her only!

I didnt get even a tad clue on what has gone wrong.. Went to bed with a morose mood!Doesnt know how got some sleep. I felt as if I have lost my dreams and purpose of life. I didnt have any interest to see this world today. I had no reason to wake up (Every day when after I wake up my first job is to have a word with her..).I felt a deep stress in my mind and sought solace. I felt like a looser for not knowing the heart of my lady love. In fact its one of the difficult pursuit for even the masters of art but i am supposed to do it.

Somehow I woke up and thought of just trying my luck with her.. Yeah Time has solved the problem..Here I go …. Grub is loading ..stage 1.5 and there at the bottom of the menu is the love of life. I did do some tweaks to get it booted and there it comes my Ubuntu desktop!

Phew all my stress flew away! Yet another time in life I understood why love kills! Its excruciating but the pleasure after the pain makes it worth. But i swear I will get to know her in detail in a years time after which she cant play her pranks with me!

For now the problem is solved and typing from inside her heart!!!!

Master Atticus rules my world.

In the last two days I havent continued my HOWTOs on programming and entering hackerdom! I found something more interesting and worth to spend some time on. And I dont regret a bit for it.

Its Master Atticus FInchs blog. Ramshackle introduced me to him two days ago and we went on to form even a fans club for him.

At first sight, it looked like a spiritual blog and I didnt feel any empathy with the content of the first post I read (Consider I was reading Paul,eric by that time..) But within the second post I lost myself to him for his flawless language and expedient vocabulary. I got something to show to those who want me to stop concentrating on language.

I have been told to read a literature by many but I have never found the actual pleasure in it as certain savants used to.. But its this post which took me aback … Still in making

Life at KNBL..My heaven down earth

Long time since i blogged and this fan of mine is so eager to see my blog. Hence comes this blog without any specific motif in mind.

One important reason for not taking the odd road was KNBL. The comfort and warmth of KNBL is hard to find anywhere else. So I couldn’t of staying else where in Chennai unless the return of risks are consummate.

What makes KNBL so special..First and foremost our office room. With three power packed systems with wifi hotspots is beyond any bachelors imagination. We download movies at an average of one per day and watch at an average of 2-3 per week. Though its below my past years average,this year I have Maplai alice Venky @ KNBL who shares his movie wisdom with me. The last time we watched before sunrise and before sunset we had lot of post movie discussions.Infact the week end where we watched those two epics deserves special blogs for itself.

We do have a able CEO in making and lot of management techniques can be learnt from him while he is at action. A typical day in KNBL begins with the CEO trying to make a deal with some one over phone.

If you are near the CEO when starts elucidating the nuances of business (WoW… even now I extracted wisdom from him to handle one of the pressing issues of peerless inc!) you are at your own help.

I have heard other bachelors junkies wondering what to do in week ends and even we have been to offices last year to just pass the time. But now KNBL week ends are heaven! We doesnt feel how it flashes like a lightning with myraid of activities going on. Let me capture a sample. A typical friday evening starts with Chappathi (One thing I hate at KNBL ) and curd rice. By the time we (me and venky) would have cornered two or three movies as targets for the week.

Our CEO would have hired one or two guys to work (bcoz of which our theathre has to shut down for a while). We will discuss imperative things around the dinner (offlate how to implement cost cutting by cutting food to the last two..). The only place where we fight at KNBL is when we had to open the gates for that L(o)ast man at nights.

Saturday ::::: We will feel as if we have too many time left ! So no one thinks of even doing their chores. If you find Gopi washing breaking the rules then be sure to carry an umberella wherever you go. (that myth has never failed…its our patti who found that out.)

Me and Maplai are idli lovers and we will play all sorts of gimmicks to make it our breakfast during weekends. Idli with our cooks chic chicken gravy is our typical saturday break fast.(Once we emptied the gravy container which was meant for lunch too..)

Our Movie express usually starts before or after the breakfast and goes on still lunch. By that time we would have imbibed a movie and I will be trying to lure some friends like froward and ramshackle to watch it (Rarely they can see it…I dont understand why they still show some interest in those to please me :)????)

Here comes the froward..though he doesnt stay with me he stays connected to me. (Wierd I speak most number of words with him than any one else !! May be I will start speaking more with my finance soon). I used to try some games at him and most of them will succeed.

We rarely feel the sun at KNBL as long as the fans are rotating. We have a external director of operations who oversees all our operations in the place of our parents.(Though it cannot be a full complement I still felt it the same way.. ). We get all sorts of comforts from them and no one can ever think of a tenant like us for them and vice versa (he he he !).So by the time we sit for lunch we get some real home made food from PATTI to add with our cook made food. If its not chickent then its Dhall with rasam followed by dahhii…

Imagine a lunch with KNBLites , our friendly employess like froward, copi, lakshmi and any of gopi’s friend around. The enthusiasm and fun we show at KNBL is contagious so that any one who come to our room will envy it.(At present a strict no admission to permanent residence..!! Temporary visitors vis a will be granted on special request after examining the application!). If you get a chance to have a week end lunch at KNBL dont miss it ..You can never get one few years down the line. Its a rare sight where 5 or even more of us sit together and make the whole rice container deplete in 5-10 minutes.
(ha ha ha… typically we race through the lunch.)

The little nap which may be initiated by any of our mokka movies… the walk around the BPCL road..the talk and cake in the coffee shop typically takes you past the evening. Later we sit again for some work in our office room. Our CEO and CO are doing a project now(I escaped from the windows demon…i thank my manager for it)!! I used to date with my sweet heart and try to sue her (Last week I compiled her!! She is very difficult but intersting to understand ..slowly i am making it to her heart..Soon I may tie the knots..) Saturday is cooks dinner..so we take some crap and keep going on what we do. We never think of sleeping and I am not sure how we get to bed on a saturday night since it happens only on the sunday morning..

OOPPSSS>…. to be continued since its a wednesday morning…!!!! I am also looking to add some colour to this post..Keep watching this space..!! KNBL Inc..! Metro life with a difference!